Why Did Obama Make Those Tornadoes? Ask the Tornado Truthers!
CLICK THE IMAGE TO ENLARGE If our planet's increasingly extreme weather isn't caused by man-made climate change, then it stands...
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If our planet's increasingly extreme weather isn't caused by man-made climate change, then it stands to reason that it's actually caused by man-made supervillains using government technology to take American Freedoms with superstorms like Monday's mile-wide monster tornadoes.
If that makes no sense at all, it's because the Powers That Be don't want you know the real truth about Hurricane Katrina, Superstorm Sandy and this week's devastating twisters that mowed down entire towns in Oklahoma.
The Tornado Truthers know these shocking weather events have nothing to do with the weather extremes climate scientists have long predicted for a planet rapidly heating from our civilization's burning of fossil fuels and global industrial production of farting meat animals. Monster storms are caused by Barack Obama and his predecessors in the White House/New World Order, using powerful storm-making technology like the massive HAARP antenna farm in Alaska.
HAARP stands for High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program, which is an unclassified "ionospheric research program" based at a research station on Air Force property in the remote Alaskan wilderness. The stated goal of HAARP is to study the ionosphere and how the spectrum of radio waves works within these upper layers of the Earth's atmosphere. Because the Air Force and the Navy have particular interest in global communications from the bottom of the sea to suborbital space and beyond, HAARP is funded by the Pentagon and its mad-scientist division, DARPA. The remoteness of the massive collection of transmission antennas and the involvement of secretive/weird defense researchers has led to the obvious conclusion that HAARP is actually a Doctor Doom/Loki machine for torturing humanity into further
Conspiracy theory, in the modern sense, is something far more elaborate. HAARP is not just a remote science experiment dealing with baffling atmospheric physics. It's a ridiculously more complicated and villainous explanation for global warming and terrifying tornadoes. That cars and cows and coal plants are spewing enough greenhouse gases to melt the ice caps and unleash constant monster storms is just too banal for The Avengers or whatever. "Fixing climate change" is a long, difficult and very expensive process that may or may not even work. Better to blame that evil socialist Muslim with his black hands on the horror machines.
Those tornadoes that killed two dozen and injured hundreds were monstrous. Sandy and Katrina and the endless drought and the L.A. wildfires and the empty aquifers and the B.P. oil spill and a hundred other current and recent environmental disasters are the new normal. It is going to get a lot worse for a long time before it's going to get better. And the very people pushing insane bullshit like "Obama did OK tornadoes #HAARP" are the very people least willing to back the policies and penalties necessary to eventually slow down climate change enough for us to continue living on this generally very good planet.